Hi, I'm Mario (not really) *wink wink*

About 23 years old. Naturally & artificially flavored.
I like to eat. I like to sometimes cook.
I never bought a girl a drink. My apologies in advance.

sofalcondone:

a hoodie and underwear is all you really need to wear tbh

or a t-shirt + underwear

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sofalcondone / firstofmanyambitions
"The brain naturally craves 4 things: Sex, Sex, Sex and Sex."
—(via lillyfelizitas)
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psych2go / raybanvibes
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senorhoudini / fille-d-hiver
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kaleiadeal / kaleiadeal
spursnotebook:

Can’t wait to thank our Spurs Family at Fan Appreciation Night. RT if you’re excited for playoffs! #SpursFAN #selfie

How could you not love the San Antonio Spurs?

spursnotebook:

Can’t wait to thank our Spurs Family at Fan Appreciation Night. RT if you’re excited for playoffs! #SpursFAN #selfie

How could you not love the San Antonio Spurs?

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spursnotebook / spursnotebook

This is cute.

DO NOT LOOK AT THE TAGS. IT WILL SPOIL IT FOR YA!

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# mom # moms
fwdus:

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fwdus:

Today is April 15th, or Tax Day. Immigration reform is an opportunity to create more tax revenue without raising taxes. Join FWD.us to help make meaningful immigration reform a reality.

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fwdus / fwdus
amazingfiction:

…ALL RISE.. THE COURT OF GRAMMAR IS NOW IN SESSION….
•Strike One: Deliberately implying mastery of the English language while revealing actual, contrary evidence. (i.e.: *accommodate *illegals) •Strike Two: Espousing arguments pertaining to the legitimacy of a European language on Native American soil without considering the obvious logical fallacies therein.
•Strike Three: Declaration to resist “forced learning” rendered invalid by apparent lack of ability to have learned anything, particularly basic grammar, in spite of previous opportunity or willingness to do so.
 THE COURT OF GRAMMAR RESTRICTS THIS INDIVIDUAL FROM ENGAGING IN SOCIO-POLITICAL ARGUMENTS, UNTIL SUCH TIME UNDERGOES A THOROUGH COMPETENCY EVALUATION BY AN ELEMENTARY GRADE REVIEW BOARD.
 COURT IS ADJOURNED.

amazingfiction:

…ALL RISE.. THE COURT OF GRAMMAR IS NOW IN SESSION….

•Strike One: Deliberately implying mastery of the English language while revealing actual, contrary evidence.
(i.e.: *accommodate *illegals)

•Strike Two: Espousing arguments
pertaining to the legitimacy of a European language on Native American soil without considering the obvious logical fallacies therein.

•Strike Three: Declaration to resist “forced learning” rendered invalid by apparent lack of ability to have learned anything, particularly basic grammar, in spite of previous opportunity or willingness to do so.


THE COURT OF GRAMMAR RESTRICTS THIS INDIVIDUAL FROM ENGAGING IN SOCIO-POLITICAL ARGUMENTS, UNTIL SUCH TIME UNDERGOES A THOROUGH COMPETENCY EVALUATION BY AN ELEMENTARY GRADE REVIEW BOARD.


COURT IS ADJOURNED.