Hi, I'm Mario (not really) *wink wink*

About 23 years old. Naturally & artificially flavored.
I like to eat. I like to sometimes cook.
I've never bought a girl a drink. My apologies in advance.

The Way You Make Me Feel (MJ Cover)

Holy shit motherfucking talent.

Posted 2 hours ago with 1 note
lol

lol

Posted 8 hours ago with 2 notes

My vagina smells like watermelon :)

Posted 1 day ago with 1 note
"Your vagina is supposed to smell like a vagina, not a mango. If your partner complains about the natural smell or taste of your vagina, they can go fuck a mango."
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lingeringlilies  (via housewifeswag)

Haha omg yea

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mind-vacation / annadood
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alecsgrg / thesweetnsour
Anonymous said: Wow, you're so handsome! 😍

Thank you very much! :)

(and no need to go anon)

Posted 2 days ago with 1 note
Anonymous said: do you have a tagged/me?

Mua.

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bobbyfinger / locodelbosque
# butts
8 health benefits of kissing
Posted 3 days ago with 1 note
# a # kissing
locodelbosque:

I need this.

I still need this.

locodelbosque:

I need this.

I still need this.

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prettygirlfood / locodelbosque