Hi, I'm Mario (not really) *wink wink*

About 23 years old. Naturally & artificially flavored.
I like to eat. I like to sometimes cook. I never bought a girl a drink. It only ends once. I love you. My apologies in advance.

fucking shit

Kinda thank you.

Seriously, though. Wouldn’t it be nice?

Why don’t women just walk around in their underwear?

Why hide the wonders of the body?

We should have a day in which we all just walk around wearing nothing but underwear.

Imagine all the positive that could bring to the world.

Everyone would be kindly complementing each other’s sexiness.

It’d be like heaven…but here.

I’m tired.

fuck this shit

i’m gonna lose my hair

fuck

Spurs up by 10.

Holy fucking shit.