Hi, I'm Mario (not really) *wink wink*

About 23 years old. Naturally & artificially flavored.
I like to eat. I like to sometimes cook. I never bought a girl a drink. It only ends once. I love you. My apologies in advance.

Butts are awesome.

I once fell in love with a woman because of her butt.

Or maybe I was in love with her butt? Damn.