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About 23 years old. Naturally & artificially flavored.
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House rebukes Obama, challenges deportation policy

Motherfuckers.

:’(

Posted 1 week ago with 3 notes
“I’m not racist but I’m starting to reconsider.”
My fucking god…

“I’m not racist but I’m starting to reconsider.”

My fucking god…

Posted 3 weeks ago with 4 notes

“The [immigration reform] bill, which would give millions of undocumented residents a path toward eventual citizenship, now goes to the full Senate, where it actually looks as though it’s going to pass. Any further progress would require cooperation from the House of Representatives, the circle of hell where the damned are condemned to spend eternity voting to repeal the health care reform law.” - Gail Collins

“The [immigration reform] bill, which would give millions of undocumented residents a path toward eventual citizenship, now goes to the full Senate, where it actually looks as though it’s going to pass. Any further progress would require cooperation from the House of Representatives, the circle of hell where the damned are condemned to spend eternity voting to repeal the health care reform law.” - Gail Collins

Posted 3 weeks ago with 301 notes
liberalsarecool / current
Lawwwl. This is at my local Costco gas station.

I didn’t remove it, though. I fixed it.

Lawwwl. This is at my local Costco gas station.

I didn’t remove it, though. I fixed it.

Posted 3 weeks ago with 1 note

The Muslim communist we have as President ain’t doing so bad, huh?

Posted 1 month ago with 4 notes
"Hadiya’s parents, Nate and Cleo, are in this chamber tonight, along with more than two dozen Americans whose lives have been torn apart by gun violence. They deserve a vote. Gabby Giffords deserves a vote. The families of Newtown deserve a vote. The families of Aurora deserve a vote. The families of Oak Creek, and Tucson, and Blacksburg, and the countless other communities ripped open by gun violence – they deserve a simple vote."
—President Obama
Posted 4 months ago with 8 notes
"Americans who believe in the 2nd Amendment – have come together around commonsense reform – like background checks that will make it harder for criminals to get their hands on a gun."
—President Obama
Posted 4 months ago with 4 notes

I liked when President Obama mentioned Mitt Romney and all Republicans were like “who?”

Posted 4 months ago with 1 note
"What makes you a man isn’t the ability to conceive a child; it’s having the courage to raise one."
—President Obama
Posted 4 months ago with 18 notes
"Today, the Senate passed the Violence Against Women Act that Joe Biden originally wrote almost 20 years ago. I urge the House to do the same. And I ask this Congress to declare that women should earn a living equal to their efforts, and finally pass the Paycheck Fairness Act this year"
—President Obama
Posted 4 months ago with 11 notes