- Love, hate, pissed, happy, okay, pissed again, just fine, very happy, I hate you, I love you, I hate you again, pissed, okay, don’t talk to me, just fine once again, fuck you, I love you…etc…etc…etc…
What’s causing all this? “That time of the month…”
I know “that time of the month” is hell. I know it’s shitty. I know it’s beyond horrible. I’ll probably never know how shitty or how horrible it really is, but trust me, I imagine the worst. I honestly think it’s beyond fucking awful. I’m thankful I don’t have to deal with it every month.
But………..it’d be so nice if (some) women didn’t get so bitchy while they’re experiencing it.
Don’t get me wrong, though, you (women) are excused…because I know it’s a nightmare.
But it would be nice…
- “Can i just go die in a hole now?”
- ”My ovaries are exploding.”
- “I could kill everyone and everything.”
- “Omg guys. I’m dying.”
- “I want to rip out my uterus right about now.”
- “Talk about some kind of motherfucking pain. I am CRINGING.”
- “The second Civil War must be happening in…
If you’re on your period (cramps and the rest…), and your boyfriend is coming to visit… aside from Midol, what would you like him to bring?
